Did you know that aliens invaded Anaheim earlier this year? Well they did and Straynger Ranger was there to document it all.

When I heard that aliens had landed in An

When I heard that aliens had landed in Anaheim, I thought they would’ve been intelligent enough to make their way to Disneyland or perhaps Angel Stadium.

Nope these dumb ass aliens decided to

Nope, these dumb ass aliens decided to make their home in the city’s GardenWalk center mall, in a suite formerly occupied by Tommy Bahama. Note: These two lovely ladies were the closest thing I saw that even came close to resembling another humanoid like myself.

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After forking over $12 bucks I was given my boarding pass which included my new identity. Cool, I’m a doctor.

The first section contains replicas of objects from early civilizations and how they might suggest human contact with 'ancient astronauts' or other otherworldly visitors. One replica of a Mayan sarcophagus lid suggests that perhaps the imagery was inspired by one such astronaut seated in the cockpit of an aircraft.

The first section contained replicas of objects from early civilizations and how they might suggest human contact with ‘ancient astronauts’ or other otherworldly visitors.

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he second room, which Bouquet considers the "Area 51 military room," brings viewers into the modern era of ufology, beginning in the 1940s to the 1950s. During that time, the term "flying saucers" came into the general lexicon, and government entities like the military began paying attention to reports of UFO sightings.

The second room, included displays from the modern era of ufology, beginning in the 1940s to the 1950s.

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Around the corner is the "sightings gallery," where a video plays UFO eyewitness testimonies. Another video shows footage of spacecrafts and asks viewers to determine if what they are seeing could be real or is a known hoax.

Around the corner was the “sightings gallery,” where a video played UFO eyewitness testimonies.

Another video shows footage of spacecrafts and asks viewers to determine if what they are seeing could be real or is a known hoax.

Another display showed footage of crafts that have been reported by eyewitnesses.

The best

The best room of all was the “Alien Room” which included numerous displays of what extraterrestrials might actually look like.

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There was even a Alien Autopsy-inspired case where guests are encouraged to reach into the alien's abdomen and feel its guts. Unfortunately for us, someone had stolen the guts and a sign encouraged us to report the thief or any leads to the front desk.

There was even an Alien Autopsy-inspired display where guests could reach into the alien’s abdomen and feel its guts.

Unfortunately for us, someone had stolen the guts and a sign encouraged us to report the thief or any leads to the front desk.

Unfortunately, someone had stolen them the week before, so no alien guts for me.

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The Probing Finger

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Welcome to America, bitches!

Welcome to America, bitches!

The final room is dubbed the "abduction gallery," meant to look like the inside of an alien mothership.

The final room was dubbed the “abduction gallery,” which was meant to look like the inside of an alien mothership.

etting into the abduction gallery involves going past the door marked "Do not enter: Alien autopsy occurring" and walking through a small tunnel where a fog machine offers an eerie feel. The tunnel, Bouquet said, is meant to re-create the feeling of abductees who report seeing a white light and feeling disoriented.

Getting into it involved walking through a small tunnel where fog blew out of an ugly ass aliens saggy fish lips.

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Free two-fingered probes straight ahead.

Free two-fingered probes straight ahead.

Specimens were everywhere.

Strange specimens in jars filled the room.

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I wanna go home.

GardenWalk was fun and all but there really is no place no place like home.