Oh the horror! A summer convention for people who just can’t wait for Halloween.

It was my first year experiencing Scare LA and boy was it fun.

It was my first year experiencing ScareLA and boy was it fun.

ScareLA premiered in 2013 as the first Los Angeles convention dedicated to celebrating Halloween. Situated in the entertainment capital of the world it combines the city’s top talent and unique cultural setting with a twist! Drawing fans and haunt entertainment professionals, the event features top attraction designers and operators, manufacturers, artists, filmmakers and more. The weekend-long Halloween season teaser celebrates California’s hottest scary faire with attraction unveils, workshops and classes, top industry panels, haunt tours, screenings and activities. Share, inspire, play – ScareLA.

ScareLA premiered in 2013 as the first Los Angeles convention dedicated to celebrating Halloween. Situated in the entertainment capital of the world it combines the city’s top talent and unique cultural setting with a twist! Drawing fans and haunt entertainment professionals, the event features top attraction designers and operators, manufacturers, artists, filmmakers and more. The weekend-long Halloween season teaser celebrates California’s hottest scary faire with attraction unveils, workshops and classes, top industry panels, haunt tours, screenings and activities. Share, inspire, play – ScareLA.

Just like the buffalo in Yellowstone that keep attacking asians with selfie sticks, this mofo is an evil mutha f*cker.

Just like the buffalo in Yellowstone that keep attacking tourists with selfie sticks, this mofo was an evil mutha f*cker.

This photo cost me an arm and a leg.

This photo cost me an arm and a leg.

He was one of the nicest pigmen I've ever met.

The nicest pigman I’ve ever met.

 Must of been that shitty hot dog she ate at the concsession stand.

Must of been that shitty hot dog she ate at the concession stand. I kid, I kid, they were to die for.

Cue that annoying Pharrell song please.

Cue that annoying Pharrell song please.

Just hanging out by the men's room, no biggie.

Just two dudes hanging out by the men’s room, no biggie.

I already have two, sorry.

I already have two, sorry.

Wait, don't tell me, you believe in God?

Wait, don’t tell me, you believe in God?

Hay there.

Hay there.

Hay now.

Hay now.

MeOW!

MeOW!

War sucks.

War sucks.

I think Santa needs to cut back on his colloidal silver intake.

I think Santa needs to cut back on his colloidal silver intake.

Def one of those new non-traditional families.

Def one of those new non-traditional families.

Botched!

Botched!

Gaga is that you?

Gaga is that you?

Smile!

Smile!

Peek-A-BOO!

Peek-A-BOO!

He's having a good day...

He’s having a good day…

...and so am I.

…and so was I.

Good Mourning

Good Mourning

At first I thought this was just a mask sitting on a table but then I saw that eyeball staring back at me.

At first I thought this was just a mask sitting on a table but then I saw that eyeball staring back at me.

No, they're not a couple, I asked.

No, they’re not a couple, I asked.

Won't you be my friend?

Won’t you be my friend?

She's good with very tiny dogs.

She’s good with very tiny dogs.

He might be a redneck.

He might be a redneck.

Sexy

Sexy

It's gonna be a long day.

It’s gonna be a long day.

MJ needs his milk.

MJ needs his milk.

Flawless

Flawless…

...and kids love him too.

…and great with kids.

Behind the scenes.

Behind the scenes.

I took this picture 3 hours into his transformation.

I took this picture three hours into his transformation.

5 hours later he looked like this. You think they would've taken care of that tit.

Five hours later he looked like this.

This older horny perverted devil was all over this little tramp and it was very entertaining to watch.

Horny perverted devil meets curious little monster lover.

Double D

Double D

That's some big ass black heads.

That’s some big ass black heads.

Best dad ever.

Best dad ever.