Did you know that aliens invaded Anaheim earlier this year? Well they did and Straynger Ranger was there to document it all.
When I heard that aliens had landed in Anaheim, I thought they would’ve been intelligent enough to make their way to Disneyland or perhaps Angel Stadium.
Nope, these dumb ass aliens decided to make their home in the city’s GardenWalk center mall, in a suite formerly occupied by Tommy Bahama. Note: These two lovely ladies were the closest thing I saw that even came close to resembling another humanoid like myself.
After forking over $12 bucks I was given my boarding pass which included my new identity. Cool, I’m a doctor.
The first section contained replicas of objects from early civilizations and how they might suggest human contact with ‘ancient astronauts’ or other otherworldly visitors.
The second room, included displays from the modern era of ufology, beginning in the 1940s to the 1950s.
Around the corner was the “sightings gallery,” where a video played UFO eyewitness testimonies.
Another display showed footage of crafts that have been reported by eyewitnesses.
The best room of all was the “Alien Room” which included numerous displays of what extraterrestrials might actually look like.
There was even an Alien Autopsy-inspired display where guests could reach into the alien’s abdomen and feel its guts.
Unfortunately, someone had stolen them the week before, so no alien guts for me.
The Probing Finger
Welcome to America, bitches!
The final room was dubbed the “abduction gallery,” which was meant to look like the inside of an alien mothership.
Getting into it involved walking through a small tunnel where fog blew out of an ugly ass aliens saggy fish lips.
Free two-fingered probes straight ahead.
Strange specimens in jars filled the room.
GardenWalk was fun and all but there really is no place no like home.